Lets be reasonable

I'd walk across the parking lot
out in the hot, hot sun.
I'd run out in the rain
to bring the car around.
I'd walk across burning coals
with my boots on for you.
I'd fly a thousand miles
across rugged mountains
in light snow flurries
risking certain death to visit a vacation spot
If you wanted to go skiing or something.

I'll tell you that I'd die for you
if that's what you want to hear
But the truth is I have a low pain threshold
And I'd use you as a shield

I can tell you that I love you
I'll tell you I'll be true
And there's nothing that I wouldn't do for you
nothing
Within reason